AIDS

Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits - happens when you drink too much and the next day you experience diarrhea.

1 - "Dude, I got mad AIDS from last night"

2 - "Yeah, me too"

by AxelPee May 20, 2008

AIDS

An std that can kill you and it can be carried through sex or through breastfeeding or just getting someone else is blood in your mouth.

Dude you don't want AIDS you could die

by Joelyv93 January 18, 2016

AIDS

People who use speedy slut wingers and whip it in the mixer to lanky fat cunt strikers

fifa 21 is aids

by bob200000 January 4, 2021

AIDS

AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.

Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there.

Jim: Yeah.

by Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. December 8, 2008

AIDS

a disease that has infected almost all of Africa

Q : Whats the only positive thing about Africa?
A : AIDS

by christy February 23, 2005

AIDS

Stands for Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. FACT: AIDS were created by the government in order to scare the gay community into not being gay.

Guy 1: Hey, babe, what the hell are AIDS?

Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.

TEN MONTHS LATER...

Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)

Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

by Ain't nobody got time for dis! February 5, 2013

AIDS

Alcohol
Induced
Depression
Syndrome.

In other words, when one gets depressed under the effect of alcohol.

- Dude, Mary's crying for no reason!
- Don't worry, she has AIDS.
- She what?!
- Alcohol-induced depression syndrome.
- Ah, that's OK then.

by nariamod August 18, 2008