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What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
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After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory
Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S
by Jeff Josh Scotty Kris June 07, 2007
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AIDS-'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome', caused by the retrovirus HIV. As far as we know now there is no cure, however there is a form a treatment that can help to extend the life span of a person with aids. Aids breaks down the immune system and puts you at risk of dying from a mear cold. Symtoms include: Anal bleeding, rash, and dryness, dispursing of blood orally, dried mouth and lips, violent involuntary shaking,rapid weight loss, and eventual death. Ways to avoid it are safe sex, not using heroine, protecting open wounds, and knowing your partner. AIDS is transmitted through blood, breastmilk, or semen. Not specifically anal sex, although this is common. It has killed thousands of people world wide, especially americans in the 1980's.
My boyfriend contracted AIDS from a heroine needle and every night i would have to be at his side as he would shit and cough out blood. And then i had to watch him die a painful death. Now i have it too.
by Helen17 November 27, 2005
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Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.
Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up?
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.
by Ja$on P. August 19, 2009
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One of the most ironically named diseases ever.
I thought this AIDS disease would help me! This is false advertising!
by Atomrabbit August 17, 2010
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AIDS is when you have unprotected sex
Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
SHIT MAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
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Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.
"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"
by holdinmynutz May 30, 2013
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