A.L.M.

Angry Little Man. A generally unhappy midget or "little person" who is having a bad day.

That Wee Man is an A.L.M. Hes always pissing in my cheerios

by Denethemachine March 21, 2008

A.L.M.S.

Angry Little Man Syndrome. Typically used to describe short, violent outbursts from men of short stature, usually verbal. Usually affects those from age 14-17. First case was reported in Mid-Michigan.

Guy 1. Man, did you hear Drew go off? Nigga's got a severe case of A.L.M.S.!

Guy 2: Yeah, that was the worst flare up I have ever seen!

by Tostito September 4, 2007

I-D-P-L-M-A-L

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:

Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian

"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"

by Billybobilly January 3, 2008

L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D

Let me ride yo dick and let me cum on yo dick

are you gone L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D ?

by myahhhhhhhh April 11, 2021

H.A.L.M

Hairy Asshole Lives Matter

person 1: bro, imagine being a girl and having hair on your asshole
person 2: dude chill, H.A.L.M

by stupididiotpoopyhead101 March 25, 2020

O.Y.L.A.L.M.E.T.P

The meanin of O.Y.L.A.L.M.E.T.P is Open Ya Legs And Let Me Eat That Pussy

Bae im bored O.Y.L.A.L.M.E.T.P

by yallsmom December 10, 2023

i.w.y.c.a.l.m

I wish you cared a little more

Me: I.w.y.c.a.l.m
Them: I do I’m so sorry if I acted like I didnt

by MomComePickMeUp August 25, 2020