wife's a beach 

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

wife's a beach by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke 

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke by JacksonFucksYourMom May 18, 2018

A Batman’s Wife 

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

A Batman’s Wife by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

trussed up like a sailor's wife 

indisposed

"she is trussed up like a sailor's wife"

trussed up like a sailor's wife by jinglard January 22, 2020

a grain of lot's wife 

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.

Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!

a grain of lot's wife by thecoolcanadian November 27, 2010

Colonel Sanders has a wife 

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

Colonel Sanders has a wife by steroidSteve December 6, 2020