Guy 1: What did you dolast night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.
When an individual waits until the period after his birthday, but before his girlfriend's birthday to break up with her. So as to get a present while circumventing his responsibility to reciprocate.
Tom: I think im gonna break up with kelly
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny