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A Blood Red Sky 

A Blood Red Sky
Also known as, ABRS.
A next-to-nothing Maryland band. Formed by the scraps of In Dying Arms. They're all cocky as fuck, and really shouldnt be.
They are master auto-tuners, with a vocalist that is the biggest(literally)

douche you will ever meet. His name is Mikey "thunder thighs" Stevens. His voice makes you want to cover your ears in pain. Also,
they have 1 beefy guitarist, and a huge bassist who looks deformed. The

frizzy-haired drummer seems to like to use out-of-tune drums. He's been drumming for the long time of 15 months, and his skill level is very much consistent with his experience. Overall, ABRS is THE WORST hand-me-down "band" ever.
That band sucked. What an A Blood Red Sky.
A Blood Red Sky by mlerj November 3, 2009

Call a crip a blood 

If there’s a crip in your school you go up to them and call them a blood
Yo crip we blooding together right:call a crip a blood
Call a crip a blood by Call_megoob October 29, 2019

pop a blood vessel 

to tell someone to shut up but by popping a blood vessel instead to be more aggressive
chad: i like to make fun of plus-sized girls tiktoks ahahah
stacy: chad literally pop a blood vessel you mistake

Busting a blood 

Teacher:why were you in the bathroom so long?

Me: sorry I was busting a blood
Busting a blood by Aid man May 18, 2020

Blood of A Thousand Virgins 

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.
Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.