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A bag of smashed assholes 

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.
Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

A bag of smashed assholes 

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.
That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes 

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026