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A bag of dicks 

a term you use when something sucks in your life!!!
A bag of dicks by gina07 August 14, 2007

A Bag of Dicks 

Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.
OMG!! Sally, I went to Lorena's house the other day and she had a bag of dicks!!!
A Bag of Dicks by Saveme222 August 19, 2008

A bag of dicks 

A bag of which 10+ dicks are sucked while wrapped in tape together.
That Cusinato broad over there was mowing a bag of dicks
A bag of dicks by Bago'dicks December 17, 2012

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."
eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

eat a bag of dicks

A sentence used to describe anger towards a fellow employee, friend or boss
You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment

Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! 

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!