Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A Dylan is a person that is deeply flawed but accepts that and is always trying to improve on them.

Dylans are introverted but confident.

They go through phases and they are pretty Relaxed and chill. But they have a short temper. And when they get angry they REALLY get angry.

They are heavily influenced by others and easily persuades by food. They give up pretty easily and they are generally pretty lazy.
I
In conclusion Dylans are pretty average but very self aware and dependent. They also really like memes and Pop culture.
Ew he's acting like a Dylan
A Dylan by DillyPilly July 25, 2020
a phrase describing a person that is physically or mentally outcasted from society due to an undeseriable trait/flaw in looks, intelligence, or personality, usually manifesting their hatred and low self esteem by combating all rebuttles from society using the trite and over used word "care"

someone who recieves in bed.
wow look at that downie over there, he looks as bad as he smells. care? wow your such a dylan

wow, i was a dylan last night in bed when we engaged in rough butt sex.
a dylan by rofltittytastic July 9, 2009
Usually a kid who wears flared jeans. Aka Mom Jeans.

-An expert on how to use Nasonex
A Dylan explained how to use Nasonex to his Granny, all while wearing mom jeans.
A Dylan by TheBong July 1, 2014
The action typically used on the platform of Discord in which someone in a group chat begins a call without warning or preperation
Im going to pull A Dylan
A Dylan by Pork man January 3, 2020

A Dylan Play 

In the realm of tactical gaming, such as Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, there occasionally arises a perplexing scenario wherein a seasoned player executes maneuvers reminiscent of those typically attributed to novices or beginners. This unexpected occurrence tends to evoke incredulity and skepticism among onlookers, who are left questioning the player's competence and strategic acumen. Far from eliciting admiration, these anomalous plays are often met with disdain and ridicule, underscoring a departure from the expected norms of skillful gameplay.
Person #1 "Hey Dylan hes ON BIG WINDOW" Dylan "Okay, I got it" **Dylan Precedes to walk into Big Window & gets shot**

Dylan "HOW DID I DIE??" Person #1 "You did A Dylan Play"
A Dylan Play by pro0001 April 30, 2024

Pulling a Dylan 

Pulling a Dylan is the action of shoving your fingers down a small Asian woman's throat. This term originated from a good friend who pulled a Dylan. Obviously, people were quite shocked when such events occurred, so the term was created. The doer's name was Dylan, so it is a quite fitting title to such absurd actions.
Guy one: Do you see that guy Pulling a Dylan on Jane?
Guy two: Yeah I feel really bad for her.
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Load more