a Cheney

to "accidentally" shoot one in the face, while simotaniously claiming one was a quail. What? Too soon?

A (while hunting, aiming for B's face): Comm'ere little quail...
B (shot, bleeding): Way to pull a Cheney.

by Cassidy Greene June 15, 2007

a Cheney

While involved in a 2 guy 1 girl threesome, one of the guys accidentally ejaculates in the other guy's face.

Guy 1: Oh yea I'm gonna cum.

Girl: Pull out!!

Guy 1: UUUUHHHHh!!!

Guy 2: Uh dude what the fuck!!! You just gave me a Cheney!

Guy 1: Sorry Dave!

by Dr. Nutz January 19, 2008

a Cheney Watershed

(n.) a dungeon in your basement, backyard, or barn where you waterboard immigrants, minorities, and/or the poor.

"I heard that Jim has a Cheney Watershed in his basement. His neighbor told me that every night he hears the sound of people gurgling, even though Jim doesn't have a pool..."

by Sonny B. Lowe October 21, 2008

have a cheney

to have a very adverse reaction to like a heart attack

When the bad news hit me, I nearly had a cheney.

by the destroyer October 30, 2003

Drop a Cheney

To have a bowel movement. Poop. Basically, do a "number two".
The Dick Cheney reference is derived from the fact that the President of the United States is number one and rides Air Force One. The Vice President is called number two and rides in Air Force Two. Plus, the Bush administration is shit... so there you have it.

Maria: "Aw man, what is that terrible smell? What did you do to my bathroom?"
Paul: "Sorry honey, I had to drop a Cheney. That bean burrito really did a number on me!"

by ELP Charadester November 28, 2007

stop having a Cheney

when someone is freaking out and having a minor coronary over whatever topic you are discussing

A: did you here the team lost? I can't freaking believe it... ...everything sucks, how could they screw up?
B: It's only a stupid football game, stop having a cheney...

by Cameron S December 22, 2002

pull a Cheney

Accidentally shooting your friend while hunting (usually while drunk.)

Hunter A: "Oh man, I accidentally shot Jethro the other day while we were hunting!"
Hunter B: "Damn! I know he's a total jerk, but no need to pull a Cheney!"
Hunter A: "Yeah, you know how I can get when I'm plastered."

by Bryan Gosselin July 12, 2006