have a cheney

to have a very adverse reaction to like a heart attack

When the bad news hit me, I nearly had a cheney.

by the destroyer October 31, 2003

stop having a Cheney

when someone is freaking out and having a minor coronary over whatever topic you are discussing

A: did you here the team lost? I can't freaking believe it... ...everything sucks, how could they screw up?
B: It's only a stupid football game, stop having a cheney...

by Cameron S December 23, 2002