A Cammy 

Where you, or somebody else makes up a ridiculous story, saying they went "missing", "died", "got hurt", or various of other insane LIES.

"I was so mad at Juan, that i made him believe i went missing"
"OOOOH girl, that's A Cammy right there!"

A Cammy by ihavetopoop November 27, 2009

A Cammo

The act of drinking a beer without finishing it. 'A Cammo' is often identified while removing the empty bottles on the following morning and residual beer remains in one or more bottles. The person(s) executing 'A Cammo' are usually ridiculed for their lack of masculinity.

*Person 1 is cleaning up empty bottles in the morning and notices residual beer*
Person 1: "Fuck, it looks like Matt pulled A Cammo last night. What a fucking homo!"

A Cammo by Goose69 June 20, 2013

Not a Campy Happer 

A play on the expression "not a happy camper". Often used to try and alleviate some of the tension generally associated when using the expression.

Brad- "Oh man, Kevin just took a shit on Tod's floor!"

Carl- " Whoa, and Tod is not a campy happer, but Kevin should have known better than to drink Four Loko and eat all that Taco Bell."

Not a Campy Happer by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017

a passo di cammello 

Italian expression that means "like the way that a camel walks"; usually used with "inculare" (to fuck in the ass) when you are angry with someone.

"Ti inculo a passo di cammello" : "i will fuck your ass slowly and steadyly"
"Se non la smetti ti inculo a passo di cammello" : "if you dont stop what you are doing i'll fuck your ass"

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a passo di cammello by yofatassmama September 21, 2015

what we haev hea - is a faihlhuer tew cammyunehkayte 

Read it out loud. From one of the best movies of all time (one of the best, not THE best), Cool Hand Luke

Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"

In a Juvy Hall:

Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*

what we haev hea - is a faihlhuer tew cammyunehkayte by Naul Pewman February 28, 2005