A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"

by ice1013 May 6, 2010

Beaker

Robert Sykes, in reference to the chinless Muppet known as Beaker.

Hey Beaker, wheres your chin?!"

by Chris Nailos' has a 2.5 May 4, 2003

Beaker

The simple act of a female with a large nose inserting it into another males asshole.

OMG this dirty bitch gave me the best "Beaker" last night!

by Hockeymoto99 August 25, 2017

beaker

A derogatory name for a KU fan.

KU fan: "Rock chalk jayhawk"

MU fan: What a gay f*in beaker

by aTiGeRfAn January 30, 2009

Beaker

Someone who never stops talking about themselves. Like Beaker from The Muppets- "Me me me me me me"

"Did you hear John moaning about how ordinary his life is again today?"

"AGAIN? That guy is such a beaker.

by Noit April 22, 2011

beaker

the act of licking 2 sets of testies from different ethnicities within one night. the culprit could be male or female.

Dude, (s)he just beakered the shit outta them!

by ballsandwieners October 13, 2009

Beaker

Highly processed food, ie junk food, with a lot of artificial color and flavor. Beaker referring to the container in which the flavors and colors were created.

I've got the munchies, let's go get some beaker.

by 5Vegas March 22, 2010