Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A Leaking Beaker
Biggest fucking bitch slut of all time. Only thing this whore enjoys is playing guys and sucking massive ass black cock. Has a fucking growing disorder and is always high af. Think this bitch is nice? Think again dumbass, you are getting played.
A Leaking Beaker by chrisVno3s November 8, 2016
Related Words
A Leaking Beaker
A dumb bitch. A self conscious, overused slut who they call the double deepthroater. She can play you almost as fast as she can suck off three different black guys at once. People lose as many IQ points as she has tissues stuffed in her bra when she tries talking but her bra doesn't take nearly as much punishment as she does in her free time if you know what I mean. She legally classifies as a dwarf and has the athletic ability of a chicken with an extra chromosome. A true blonde bitch who can give you a fun time if you call her up and you can catch her on the live show every day from 4:30 to 6:00.
Dude - "Yea that chick A Leaking Beaker is letting so many guys eat her out, they better start putting the nutrition facts on her."
A Leaking Beaker by TylerIsMyBae November 9, 2016
Serious as a beaver
Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013
Pull a baker
Pull a baker by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022
I don't give a bakers fuck
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016
Wetter than a beaver's hat
An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.
Wetter than a beaver's hat by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026