When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.
The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.
The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.
by DeliPro June 1, 2007
by Chucky November 30, 2016
By definition, a hamburger or cheeseburger is a sandwich. Read below. While a Hot dog also fits this description, the National Hot dog and Sausage Council officially ruled a distinction between the two.
A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bun - Wikipedia
“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ category is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy.’" - NHDSC President and ‘Queen of Wien’ Janet Riley
A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bun - Wikipedia
“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ category is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy.’" - NHDSC President and ‘Queen of Wien’ Janet Riley
"Welcome to Subway, what kind of sandwich would you like today?" - Subway "I'll take a medium rare hamburger please" - educated imbecile "Eat Fresh, ya cultured swine" - Subway
by Cheeseburglar69 January 22, 2019
A uninspiring and unstylish town situated in the north of Berks County Pennsylvania by the river Schuylkill. Used to have a broom factory but that closed. Now home to a recycling center and Cabellas Superstore.
"Although Hamburg was said to be the broom capital of the world, now they are not". Could benefit from taking a lesson from Hamburg Germany and opening up a red light district featuring fat Pennsylvania Dutch bitches since this is the one thing that they have
"Although Hamburg was said to be the broom capital of the world, now they are not". Could benefit from taking a lesson from Hamburg Germany and opening up a red light district featuring fat Pennsylvania Dutch bitches since this is the one thing that they have
by PANoMore June 11, 2010
A kid on the westmont hilltop cross country team, who's name will not be mentioned, had a hamburger in his pants at the finish of a cross country meet.
by Westmont Cross Country April 3, 2006
v., slang - (to) hamburger someone
to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.
to be caught beneath a pile of people
"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".
to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.
to be caught beneath a pile of people
"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".
Guy 1: Let's go hamburger him!
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.
Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.
Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."
by Bi-Larious Anon February 17, 2011
A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.
Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!
Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.
Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.
by GBoyofSV March 19, 2010