Phone Sax

The act of playing the saxaphone to someone over the telephone...

Dude..thats was some really epic phone sax we just had..you are a musical god

by zero the hedgehog January 11, 2012

soprano sax

The sexiest and rarest instrument out there. It will melt your ears with its halcyon-like sound.

I have a professional career playing soprano sax.

by JL3t3r April 2, 2014

sax education

Becoming knowledgable about the dangers of randomly putting saxophone solos into movie scenes.

Movies were really weird before the era of Sax Education.

by clickeye1 September 3, 2018

lap sax

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

by djdrummr March 14, 2018

Pity Sax

Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.

"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"

"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"

"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"

by Chrissy Redparson December 10, 2012

sax offender

The act of leaving a beautiful and expensive instrument, specifically a saxophone, at a musical event in which one was performing and subsequently acknowledging the mistake without any intent of ever retrieving the instrument.

"Lex left his saxophone at the Catalyst show and never went back for it... that made him a sax offender for life."

by madcow117 March 8, 2021

Tenor Sax

Supposedly a good instrument but is actually god awful and always cracks and squeaks whenever they are supposed to play anything whatsoever in a band. The players will always say that it's the reed or embouchure or some shit but it's actually just them and their sucky-ass instrument.

Guy 1: damn did you hear that tenor sax?
Guy 2: yeah who didn't hear that loud-ass dogshit.
Guy 1: fr fr.

by FRICKO MODE December 2, 2020