Book Magpie

A person who buys and collects books, but never reads them.

Been a real Book Magpie, bought the entire works of Pratchett, Dostoevsky, Christie, and Marx, to fill my bookshelf up.

by Frojo Swaggins November 09, 2023

Molly Magpie

Someone who won't shut up.

That teacher is such a molly magpie. She just keeps talking and talking.

by maisto June 29, 2012

A Magpie

A Magpie is sometimes used to describe a person that finds what could be a piece of junk to some, very interesting, and take it. This could be a rock, and piece of colored glass, a button, a bone, a bottle. They tend to collect their treasures, and even hoard them.

"Dude, Tilly is A Magpie. She literally picked up a random bottle cap when we were walking and acted like she found gold."

by [redacted]] June 26, 2023

Beer Magpie

A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.

Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)

by Beermagpie May 30, 2022

That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021