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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

9-year-olds

Fans/subscribers of Pewdiepie
Anyone who watches Pewdiepie, regardless of their age, is referred to as a 9-year-old.
"I love my 9-year-olds!" -Pewdiepie
"If you're subscribed, you're an actual 9-year-old."

9 year olds

I got 9 year olds so just hold you defecation
9 year olds by HoveringCat March 15, 2019

9-12 year olds 

a group of kids who just can be found everywhere. Especially school, and k-8th grade schools. The 9 and 10 year olds go on games like Animal jam or fortnite. They are just kids who piss on the earth every while and some who are just the quiet kids are going through depression so don't bully the 9-10 year old quiet kids.

the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
year: 2014

P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026