Porn director interviwing "actress" to star in his latest film:
"Tiffany, before I agree to cast you in Ebeneezer Splooge I need to ask 8====D~~~O<8) ?"
by KSLAP69 October 14, 2007
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It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).
by A7X forever September 17, 2010
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A truly amazing ascii depiction of a dick cumming 'tween a pair of teats. It can be viewed from left to right as a cock, some sperm, and tits. It is teh ultimates computer sex typings!!!1
Adolph: Yo bro, I totally came between Eva's tits last night!
Stalin: Did it look something like this? 8==D ~o (o )( o)
Adolph: Fuck yeah it did, cuz!
by JizzMasterQ June 20, 2009
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Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery
Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.
by William J. Broussard April 1, 2008
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Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery

Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.
by will dirt April 3, 2008
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Reversed penis tip.
Dude that guy has a reversed penis tip!!! He cums into himself!!!!
D======8
by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022
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