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A person - typically a man - who wishes to receive oral sex so he tells the female he will perform the act on her as well, in order to convince her to give him oral sex. Once she has given him oral sex he declines to give her oral sex, and either proceeds to regular intercourse or says, "I owe you one," while never intending to give her oral sex. This term can also be used to describe a partner who gives quick and insufficient oral sex, short-changing his partner. Based on the sex position "the 69" where both partners give and receive oral sex simultaneously. In this case since one partner got an "I owe you one" it is 69 minus 1 or 68.
Person One: "Never date that guy! I heard he is a 68er!"
Person Two: "Believe me, I won't. 68ers are the reason so many women are enjoying lesbians."
68er by BombACat July 18, 2010
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same as the 69er except the man doesnt give the women head. he in turn owes her one to make it 69
woman) you wanna 69?
man) nah lets have a 68er....we will make it 69 later
68er by Evan9 June 25, 2006
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As per a 69er, except when going down on your bitch you tongue her arse in error.
"man, did you use shit for toothpaste?"

"Ah bollocks, I had a power cut last night during oral sex and ended up giving her a 68er.
68er by Willie English August 11, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026