4th grade

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The time kids start to learn about sex, and finally learn that kissing isnt the highest level of love. They used to say someone and someone sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g, in 4th grade they would say someone and someone sitting in a tree, f.u.c.k.i.n.g. Right now they laugh at sex and think its gross but 2 years later they'll want to have sex but then laugh at masturbating and think its gross, then 2 years after that they'll like both.

Eminem: Of course they'll know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel dont they?

Me: So true, so true.

4th grade by sex is funny to 4th graders August 19, 2009

4th Grade Slut

Someone who will hold hands with anyone.

Did you see Cassy holding hands with that boy she only knew for 3 months? What a 4th grade slut!

4th Grade Slut by tom.van June 17, 2010

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4th grade humor

Humor that does not exist, and if they are trying to joke, then they are sounding like hey are talking normally.

4th grader: *tries to make a joke*

Intelligent person: That is some dumb 4th grade humor!

4th grade humor by diet dying light October 17, 2023

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4th and 5th grade girls

those bitches who try to annoy you :(

4th and 5th grade girls suck

4th and 5th grade girls by totallynotCIA June 2, 2021

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4th Grader

A dolt. Someone who ISN'T smarter than a Fifth Grader.

Man, Louis is such a 4th grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthdate.

4th Grader by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

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4th grader

referring to the show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader." Someone who is a dolt.

Man Juan is a 4th Grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthday!

4th grader by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

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4th grader

Someone who probably plays fortnite has an xbot and has searched up "naked grills" and never shuts up.

Zack:bruh that kid never shut up

Joe: wow what a 4th grader

4th grader by Theepicbruh October 16, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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