30-day trial 

A cheap tactic used by shareware makers involving a limited- or full use- period of thirty (30) days in which you can find out if you actually want to use the product. Generally, software with a 30-day trial period is not worth downloading, although there are some exceptions.

"Did you see that thing on Download.com?"
"Oh, you mean the Sea Turtles Paradise?"
"Yeah. It had a 5-day trial so it must be better than that other one that had a 30-day trial!"
"fo' shizzle my nizzle!"

30-day trial by Kevin Smith April 17, 2004

30-Day Trial 

Philosophy pioneered by Danny that deals with crushes. If you have a crush, you have 30 days to do something about it. Whether it be a date, sex, or going out, something must be done in 30 days. If by the end of the 30 days no progress is made with you and your crush, you have to move on to the next one. There are also 10 and 15-Day trials, but for those to work, the crush must know you like them.

I hope my 30-day trial with that hot senior in yearbook works.

30-Day Trial by Dan February 27, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016