29th of October

The day you can bully your tall friends instead of them bullying you :) Every time you see your tall friend you can kick them or punch them :)

You: *sees tall friend and kicks*
Them : what was that for

You: don’t forget it’s the 29th of October :’)

29th of October by Como estás¿ October 21, 2019

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29th of October

The day people with massive dicks are born (no matter of gender)
These people are very handsome and smart
So if you have a friend bon on this day don't you dare lose them

Hey did you know Mostafa was born on "29th of October"
Well he must have a massive dick

29th of October by Bigdickmagy December 6, 2021

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29th of October

IT IS NATIONAL TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU LOVE HIM DAY!!! On this day you have to treat him like the king he is and send him a paragraph telling him just why you love him.

Mark: “my girl is being so nice today, wtf!”
Aaron: “duh don’t you know it’s the 29th of October?”
29th of October: national tell your boyfriend you love him day

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29th of October by Darkhorsyhorse October 29, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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