Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"
by TotallyNotAeris April 24, 2020
by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022
April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings
Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.
by Fuckdickofashit69 December 8, 2019
National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!
Person 1: I have to go to the store
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!
by hippolotl362 March 24, 2021
by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 28, 2022
person 1: “Hey!! What are you doing tomorrow”
person 2: “riding around with different boys. It’s April 26.”
person 2: “riding around with different boys. It’s April 26.”
by channel catfish October 28, 2019
April 26 is National Taryn Day, where everyone gets to appreciate every Taryn in the world and how awesome they are.
by RyanxyzMc October 16, 2019