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20 bucks 

Something you say after someone says a bad joke, usually followed by a hand motion to fork over cash.
Dylan: Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!

Steven: 20 bucks! *Hand motion to give cash*
20 bucks by cracka123123 June 5, 2012
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20 bucks 

eyo look 20 bucks in the forest over there
20 bucks by this username sucks April 15, 2021

20 bucks is 20 bucks 

A phrase said after recalling a shady thing one did as a means of explanation and to justify said action.
"Did you blow that first year between the pop machienes last night?"...
"Ya, 20 bucks is 20 bucks"

... and then I found 20 bucks! 

This is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. You can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was.
Guy: So, I thought that I lost my hat, but then I found it in my car.
Girl: ...
Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!
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