2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

2-ton by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

2 Ton Tammy

A fat white trash looking girl

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy

2 Ton Tammy by Madam kamay July 5, 2025

2 tone chain 

2 toned watches or chains are with 2 colors split whether it be gold or VVS diamonds

Cop me a new chain that shit gonna be 2 tone, 2 tone chain
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2 tone chain by Vapegod123 May 24, 2020

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney 

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008

2 tone 

A penis... OR womens hair coloring stuff.

Lady one: "You know i like the 2 tone"

Lady two: "I really like the 2 tone."

Lady one: "Think i should get a new one while i still can?"

Lady two: "You and me both. We'll go downtown."

(Real life conversation between older women. Ewwww)

2 tone by The Two Toner March 23, 2010

2 tonne machine 

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.

The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.

2 tonne machine by Ben Booth October 13, 2017

2 toned dump 

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

2 toned dump by ouououo March 9, 2021