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She’s 18 years old somewhere 

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

18 year old 

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult
Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!
18 year old by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020

18 Year Old Pussy 

The Freshest Legal Pussy out there
This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.
18 Year Old Pussy by Jesus FREEEEAk November 19, 2009

18 year old girls 

A female human in between the ages of 17 and 19
Person 1: Look at the 18 year old girls!
Person 2: How can you tell they’re 18?
Person 1: They’re not 17 but younger than 19.