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She’s 18 years old somewhere 

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

18 year old 

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult
Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!
18 year old by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020

18 Year Old Pussy 

The Freshest Legal Pussy out there
This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.
18 Year Old Pussy by Jesus FREEEEAk November 19, 2009

18 year old girls 

A female human in between the ages of 17 and 19
Person 1: Look at the 18 year old girls!
Person 2: How can you tell they’re 18?
Person 1: They’re not 17 but younger than 19.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026