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When someone turns 18 years old, they are legally an adult.

She is 18 years old!
Cool!

18 years old by IronFox y’all November 17, 2019

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She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

She’s 18 years old somewhere by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

im 18 years old by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

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18 year old

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult

Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!

18 year old by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020

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18 Year Old Pussy

The Freshest Legal Pussy out there

This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.

18 Year Old Pussy by Jesus FREEEEAk November 19, 2009

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18 year old girls

A female human in between the ages of 17 and 19

Person 1: Look at the 18 year old girls!
Person 2: How can you tell they’re 18?
Person 1: They’re not 17 but younger than 19.

18 year old girls by Communist Nazi April 15, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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