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approximately the amount of time it takes to chug the ocean
man i can't believe badlands chugged the ocean in 18 seconds the world record is 19
by BIRB November 09, 2020
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The age life truly begins at
Woohoo im 18! Now I can finally go out and get me some porno videos and a pack of cigarettes!
by Zero May 20, 2004
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The age where you can legally fuck, smoke, gamble, buy porn, and be tried as an adult.
I fucked, smoked, gambled, and bought porn before and I'm only 17 now. Also I've been sent to jail because I broke the age of consent, while high and with porno around the room (the irony is overwhelming, yes), and someone fucked with my birth certificate when I was in court so I was sent to prison, not juvie, at 16 years of age, not 18+ years of age. True story.
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The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights
activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote
by Dubiks February 28, 2019
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The age when you can fuck a girl and not get jail time.
I can't screw her yet. She's not 18, so I might get jail time.
by M.C. Shithead April 21, 2005
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When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.
18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.

Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021
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Maths teacher:What is 18+2?
Me:7
Maths Teacher:ok go to set 5...
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by niallspotatoo December 09, 2020
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