A fairly new, great Black Metal band straight from Norway. Their music has no melodic shit, they're just fucking fast, hard, and are the TRUE definition of TRUE Norwegian Black Metal. Check em out.
The heaviest,most brutal fucking black metal band in existance! known for having the fastest,most loudest,in-your-face drumming ever from frost(of satyricon)and the most evil vocals from frontman,Ravn.
No keyboards,violins or melodic shit, just the blackest,heaviest,most evil black metal band to rise from norway.
Hellfire(song) and celestial deconstruction are probably the fastest,most brutal songs by 1349
slipknotfan666:zomgz slipkn0t is d3h pwnag3 they r0xorz my s0xorz (sic)
me:*puts on hellfire*
slipknotfan666:*head explodes into over 9000 pieces*
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).