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107th base 

When you are with your 300+lbs ex girlfriend, who was thin when you were together, in the back of your car, outside of the college you both attend, and she decides to show you some new tricks she learned from your brother. After she rocks your world, and the back of your car, you pull out, spray jiz all in her hair, then laugh wile driving away. About ten minutes later, you realize you forgot to kick her out of the car first, so you pull over, leave her on the side of the road, and throw bus fair out the window for her, wile yelling "that's for smiling".
Person 1, "Hey, dude, yesterday I got to 107th base."
Person 2, "Really, I don't believe you"
Fat ex Girlfriend, "Yeah, I still havn't gotten it all out of my hair"
107th base by Keeserat1 April 13, 2010
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For all those people out there who keep typing in base numbers , there isn't anything past this.
Man 1: Dude i went to 10th base last night!

Man 2: Dude, wtf is that?

100th Base 

To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"

"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
100th Base by Antoxx January 26, 2009
This is just second base in binary. Nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.
nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"
10th Base by -GunnerX December 18, 2008

100th base 

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.
Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.
10th base is simple. It comes after 9th base, which is anal sex whilst strangling the person, so therefore 10th base is simply death. However, You have the option to have sex with the dead body or just leave it.
"Hey mate, u won't believe it but I finally got there..10th base action last night"

"Omg, trevor, I was joking. You just killed someone"

"Shit"

105th base 

The act of having sex, while being drenched in chocolate. While Stevie Wonder is playing "chocolate rain" by Tay Zonday in the background. Then, Marilyn Manson runs by and blankets your body in whipped cream. Finally, the night is topped off by Halle Berry placing a cherry on your lips. Afterward, everyone eats marshmallows and plays "Funny Bunny"
Nick: "OMG last night was so amazing."

Gina: "What happened?"

Nick: "I so 105th based some girl yesterday."

Gina: "Holy shit dude that's awesome congratz!"

Nick: "Yeah thank q, and I'm probably going to 105th her again tonight"
105th base by Neek123 November 11, 2009