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Vacation Bible School
This summer, I was incharge of 8 kids at my church's VBS.
VBS by guided fox July 12, 2005
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vbs means so many things, but for the gays, it means vivid bad squad
a project sekai band that is made by four homosexual street musicians.
two of them are even canon lesbians bro. while the other two r hinted gays. fucking homosexuals.
person a: i love vbs
person b: you're gay as fuck
vbs by minoharu canon January 20, 2023
Virtual Bitch Slap
Brian while hosting the webminar received a VBS
VBS by David1204 August 8, 2012
"I went out with Emily last night..."
"Oh, yeah? Did you get any VBS?"
"No doubt I wanted it, but she wouldn't give it up. :("
VBS by personwhodoesnotexist January 20, 2009
VBS is an acronym for verbal bitch slap. It is most commonly used as a verb.

To tell off an individual using a professional tone, correct grammar and big words. Also inflicting some kind of emotional pain that is surprising to the individual getting VBSed. Basically laying it down in a way that cannot provoke a hostile response, yet puts the individual into their place in an eloquent fashion. You've been lawyered and there is no words that can fight back.
Oh wow, you just totally VBSed him man!

You're so good at VBSing Jackie.

I am a professional VBSer.
VBS by deedub85 September 2, 2010
Acronym that stands for "verbally bitch slapped". When people in higher authority send you messages via email that put you in your place. Typically something negative and downgrading, must be conveyed via email. VBS scored highly when CC-ed to deans, presidents, etc.
Todd totally just VBS-ed me about doing his job wrong.

Dude, I just got VBS-ed, again!
VBS by Cassette de Prudy January 20, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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