Sea Hag
“Sea Hags” are found in most coastal communities in Southern California and in many other beach environments throughout the world. They usually were cursed from early age with having large breasts and developed “out of control” egos from over attention by horny boys and men. They tend to have bleached blond hair and favor green & blue eye shadow. They are mostly loud, over- dramatic, gossipy and are recovering alcoholics, coke heads, etc. They belonged to the “mean girl” crowd in high school and enjoyed making fun of geeks or the fat kids at school. One major indicator sign of a “Sea Hag” are the Christian “Born Again” bumper stickers on their cars…such as “TRUTH,” “The Chosen” etc.
They usually dress 20+ years younger than their age and from a distance might look attractive in a cheap “Barbie doll/hooker” sort of way, but up close, their shallow contempt emanates through their caked on makeup which easily betrays their age. On contact with a Sea Hag a feeling of mistrust and revulsion will come upon you due to the putrescence emanating from their lost souls.
All Sea Hags are trouble-makers and several of their favorite past-times are sleeping with married men, pitting men in fights against each other over them in bars and befriending people to later betray them for their own selfish ends.
The origin of “Sea Hag” might come from the Popeye cartoon character.
“Sea Hags” are found in most coastal communities in Southern California and in many other beach environments throughout the world. They usually were cursed from early age with having large breasts and developed “out of control” egos from over attention by horny boys and men. They tend to have bleached blond hair and favor green & blue eye shadow. They are mostly loud, over- dramatic, gossipy and are recovering alcoholics, coke heads, etc. They belonged to the “mean girl” crowd in high school and enjoyed making fun of geeks or the fat kids at school. One major indicator sign of a “Sea Hag” are the Christian “Born Again” bumper stickers on their cars…such as “TRUTH,” “The Chosen” etc.
They usually dress 20+ years younger than their age and from a distance might look attractive in a cheap “Barbie doll/hooker” sort of way, but up close, their shallow contempt emanates through their caked on makeup which easily betrays their age. On contact with a Sea Hag a feeling of mistrust and revulsion will come upon you due to the putrescence emanating from their lost souls.
All Sea Hags are trouble-makers and several of their favorite past-times are sleeping with married men, pitting men in fights against each other over them in bars and befriending people to later betray them for their own selfish ends.
The origin of “Sea Hag” might come from the Popeye cartoon character.
by Ian De La Rosa June 13, 2013
A coupon clipping, gossiping, breath snapping woman who is quick to judge, bitch and freak out; usually found in packs.
Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag
Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag
"Brandon's sister is such a sea hag, with all the bitching she does she will make her way to Sergeant in no time."
The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.
The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.
by Mohrtician June 3, 2011
by Litigation June 8, 2011
1. n. A woman that looks as though she has been ravaged by years at sea.
2. a. Having little or negative attractive value. Usually a woman.
2. a. Having little or negative attractive value. Usually a woman.
by kevinem April 21, 2005
by Hank McDizzleson July 5, 2008
Amber Tomcavage from Big Brother 8.
Amber Tomcavage is a sea hag.
by Eunice Poltiyi September 15, 2007
noun ... a hearty old salt; a veteran bayman, oysterman, crabber, commercial fisherman or other sort that works on the water for a living; not a newbie; also characterized by a hardened demeanor with somewhat wry sensibilities; tough sob's
synonym: old salt; barnacle bill; popeye
gender neutral term but given that maricultural and fishing operations are dominated by men more commonly associated with a masculine id
synonym: old salt; barnacle bill; popeye
gender neutral term but given that maricultural and fishing operations are dominated by men more commonly associated with a masculine id
by jcbesq November 27, 2010