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Butt Spider

a hair-filled piece of ass lint
Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?
by Tango Golf July 7, 2008
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Butt Spider

When you pull a small dingleberry out and you pull out your ass hair with it, making it look like a small spider.
"Dude, I pulled out like two butt spiders today. I need to clean my ass."
by Captain J Whizz August 27, 2013
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butt spider

shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.
by mark h July 10, 2003
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butt spider

Refers to a now-infamous email prank about spiders hiding under toilet seats, waiting to bite and kill you.
Beware the "Arachnius gleuteus," or butt spider!
by Seer of Shadows November 12, 2004
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Butt Spider

A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.
Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.
by Bumblebug August 10, 2006
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Spider Butt

A girl's butt which appears large or shaped like a spider's rear end. Looks like the abdomen (butt) of a spider
John: That girl has a huge ass!
Edwin: yeah, that's a spider butt.
by Charlie Cash January 20, 2009
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Spider Man Butt Slap

A meme where one guy dressed as Spider man slaps another guy dressed as Spider Man. As seen on YouTube. Note: this meme is usually shown at the expense of EsfandTV a twitch streamer and degenerate.
He fell for it again that Spider Man Butt Slap meme, why he so stupid, Jdawg's Rough Riders for life
by JackSmitTheslipperySticks March 5, 2022
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