Dad: Son come join the conga
Son: nothing
Sons gravestone: can’t I’m already in one
Son: ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
Son: nothing
Sons gravestone: can’t I’m already in one
Son: ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
by Scp096 February 15, 2021
Dr.redacted: GET OUT GET OUT 999 HAS BREACHED
D-2948:chill doc it’s just a bunch of slime that’s alive
Dr.redacted:GET IT AWAY KING
D-2948:doc chill the hell out ITS JUST SLIME THATS ALIVE
Scp-999: ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
D-2948:chill doc it’s just a bunch of slime that’s alive
Dr.redacted:GET IT AWAY KING
D-2948:doc chill the hell out ITS JUST SLIME THATS ALIVE
Scp-999: ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
by (。-_-。) November 15, 2020
pedobear is on the wild island of fartnight, then, an 8 year old throws a boogy grenad at him. this, is the result.
by cesky April 27, 2020
A koala
Person 1: OMG I saw the cutest ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ when I was in Australia last week
Person 2: OMG do you have a picture
Person 1: Duh, of course I have pictures. *Shows picture*
Person 2: OMG do you have a picture
Person 1: Duh, of course I have pictures. *Shows picture*
by (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•) November 09, 2016
this is the bear in text, there are lots of versions of it such as: ฅ( ̳͒•ಲ• ̳͒)♪ ᵔᴥᵔ ᶘ ᵒ㉨ᵒᶅ ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ ᵋ₍⚬ɷ⚬₎ᵌ and last but not least
ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
by hazelbazzle July 19, 2019
Cute ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ the meaning of cute is ‘Attractive in a pretty or endearing way’ which could mean plenty of things. Heres some examples, An animal that could make you go ‘awww’ or a person that can make your face go red with looks or personality/things they say *Cough*.
Anywho, heres the twist because why not but today this cute will be about people.
So to begin, this person, Dylan and yes theres many Dylans nobody knows who Im talking about. AnYwaYs-lets begin on the name:
D- Delicate U^U
Y- youthful eh?
L- lovely :>
A- awesome sauce
N- nimble (idk what that means but uh-yeahhh?)
So in conclusion, this specific ‘cuteʕ•ᴥ•ʔ’ is for Dylan :3 since Im obviously right since its facts >:D
Anywho, heres the twist because why not but today this cute will be about people.
So to begin, this person, Dylan and yes theres many Dylans nobody knows who Im talking about. AnYwaYs-lets begin on the name:
D- Delicate U^U
Y- youthful eh?
L- lovely :>
A- awesome sauce
N- nimble (idk what that means but uh-yeahhh?)
So in conclusion, this specific ‘cuteʕ•ᴥ•ʔ’ is for Dylan :3 since Im obviously right since its facts >:D
Person 1: ‘omg you see that person?’
Person 2: ‘the cuteʕ•ᴥ•ʔ one?’ (Pfft—)
Person 1: ‘yuppies’
Person 2: ‘yeah must be Dylan’
Person 1: ‘Cute ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ’
Person 2: ‘the cuteʕ•ᴥ•ʔ one?’ (Pfft—)
Person 1: ‘yuppies’
Person 2: ‘yeah must be Dylan’
Person 1: ‘Cute ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ’
by Curly fryyyyy May 28, 2020
Cutie ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ the definition of Cute is: ‘Attractive in a pretty or endearing way’ for example like an animal that could make you go ‘awww’ or a person who just makes your face go red *cough*. Anywho, in my definition cute just describes this one person named Dylan. Now theres plenty of Dylans so woOoOoO you wont know which one mwahaha but I have a specific one so shhh.
Now time for the name meaning part, pretty sure the name Dylan means ‘son of the sea’ or something but hah I dont know what else to put except this:
D- dAiNty
Y- youthful ig?
L- lovely :>
A- awesome sauce >:3
N- nimble (is that a word-? Probably)
Which hah...you cant make cute with that name D: but its fineee. Now this is proof Uwu
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Now time for the name meaning part, pretty sure the name Dylan means ‘son of the sea’ or something but hah I dont know what else to put except this:
D- dAiNty
Y- youthful ig?
L- lovely :>
A- awesome sauce >:3
N- nimble (is that a word-? Probably)
Which hah...you cant make cute with that name D: but its fineee. Now this is proof Uwu
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Person 1: ‘you see that person over there?’
Person 2. ‘The cute one?’
Person 1: ‘yuppies’
Person 2: ‘must be Dylan’
Person: ‘cutie ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ’
Person 2. ‘The cute one?’
Person 1: ‘yuppies’
Person 2: ‘must be Dylan’
Person: ‘cutie ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ’
by Curly fryyyyy May 28, 2020