Éomer 

No one in their right mind would name their kid Éomer. If your kid’s name is Éomer, you’re probably a struggling alcoholic or a LOTR fan. If you ever meet an Éomer, they’ll probably have hate for their parents because no one understands their name on the first listen.

Person 1: “My name is Éomer”
Person 2: “what? Omar?
Person 1: “No, Éomer. Like the guy from Lord of the Rings”
Person 2: “oh… your parents don’t love you, do they?”

Éomer by lipitatuta November 23, 2021

Eomer 

an endangered species of human, in fact there are only 3 left (i know this because i myself am one of the few left) they secretly control the illuminati and if you are seeing this please, PLEASE name you children Eomer so we will not go extinct

man, Eomer is such a cool name!

Eomer by LordEomerTheGreat February 2, 2022

Eomer 

1. A character from the novel, the Lord Of The Rings. Eomer (traditionally spellt with a pronunciation mark between the 'E' and 'R'/ he is also known as Erkanbrand, apparently)is the nephew of King Theoden of Rohan. And, by the third and last installment of the series, his successer after Theoden met his end at the hands of the Witch King at Pelennor Feilds. Illustrated as a stout man and a fierce and fearless fighter, he was one of the few men to walk from the battle of Pellenor and the Black gates unscathed.
2. Also, the character Eomer is portayed in the New Line Cinema's adaptation of the novel by the actor Karl Urban.

(opinion)
J.R.- Ya' know, I was surprised that nobody wrote up anything on Eomer. So I thought I would pick up the slack, since Eomer so cool and Karl Urban's so sexy. If anybody wishes to add anything else, go right on ahead.
Kid #2: Like how you're a total fucking dick deployer? Jeeze', like anyone could add anything to your lousy fucking love poem. Geek.
Kid #1: You forgot to mention Eomer's sister, Eowyn.
Kid #2: ... God dammnit.

Eomer by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

emerald splash 

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

emerald splash by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020