You combined all power to type this slowly with insane patience to create this Monstrosity.. you have passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm loooong time ago.. its time for you to ascend.
When somebody reaches a level of boredom so unfathomably, immeasurably, and extraordinarily high, this, on a very rare occasion, will be typed into the search bar of some poor soul's computer. You’ll know when you’ve typed it.
Strange floating mask thing: "You must finish your work, Carl."
Carl: Ok
*types "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1``24680=wryip]sfhk;zcbm."*
Everybody: *dies*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'