[Sanibel] 

One of the gnarliest places on the face of the earth. Its a place where rampant marijuana use by kids collides with an island free of much law enforcement and plenty of places for people to go "cash a paycheck". Also home to a street gang known as "Dem Island Boyz". 99.89% white. It is also known for its epic surf and skim

Kid 1: "Is that nigga from Sanibel?"
Kid 2: "Yah bro, that nigga is crazzzzzzy as fuhhh"

[Sanibel] by East Side Slayers February 26, 2009

Sanibel 

A small island of the west coast of florida. 75% of the population is over 65. Full of rich ex-ceo's and such. got about 50 kids living on the island all known for there drug use. you have to pay 6 dollars to get on the island and was ranked number nine in the world for top beaches...

Girl 1 "my daddy's a CEO and I drive a bentley"
BOy 2 "She must live on Sanibel"

Sanibel by rmme123abc August 22, 2008

Sanibel 

A small island of the west coast of Florida. IT's nine miles long and two miles wide. Town full of rich stuck up preppies. and tourists lots of tourists. Known around the world for its beaches at one point ranked number nine in the top ten beaches in the world. Maily retireees in 2004 census reposts show that 75% of the population was over the age of 65. About 50 kids live on the island. THe kids of SAnibel are known for their drug use often starting as early as ten years old. Not a very kid friendly town. There are strictly enforced curfews for all under the age of eighteen. For example after 10:30everyone under the age of 16 must be in their homes or they will be brought down to the station. No joke. Altogether not that great of a place.

Girl 1 "Im rich, I'm a princess, MY daddy's a big CEO. and I drive a bentley."
Boy 1 "She must live on Sanibel!"

Sanibel by AMME123abc August 22, 2008

Sanibel Island 

A tropical Island off the coast of Florida where senior citizens reside. Only the wealthy live here unless you are the pool boy or work at The Lazy Flamingo. The big event of the year is when the Grandchildren visit.

Honey we're 60 I think its time we move to Sanibel Island i'm sitting on a boatload of retirement cash.

Sanibel Island by 2012ka March 8, 2011

Corollary to the Saniel Theorem 

See The Saniel Theorem

Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.

The Corollary to the Saniel Theorem means that the shot might actually backfire on us.

Corollary to the Saniel Theorem by ToshBoss January 22, 2020

sonibel 

A beautiful joyous spirit who takes life as it is. A Sonibel is very fun-loving and focuses on the ups in life and just loves to have fun. A Sonibel has a killer style and is a great friend. When you find a Sonibel you keep her and never let go. She'll be one of the many ups in your life.

One of my friends in Junior high is Sonibel. Shes so fun to have around.

sonibel by JMRP January 27, 2014

saniel 

Saniel is very sexy by nature.
He is very helpful . His are really funny even though they really aren't. He is a really helpful friend .he loves to treat his friends with gifts . He hates to loose and will never put down an arugment even if he knows he's wrong.he can be very romantic at times.

Damn there is saniel.

Saniel's always helpful.

saniel by Ghostcat789 August 28, 2018