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Pokemon Trainer Red 

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.
Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.
Pokemon Trainer Red by RedJ February 27, 2015

beta trainer 

Usually hired by busy celebrities, a beta trainer will train beta fish so that their owners can save the time. A beta can not be trained to live forever.
"Who's that fox that's staying with Will and Jada?"

"Oh, she's their new beta trainer."
beta trainer by Frances Winwar January 17, 2012

Holy Trainer 

A device like a dick cage but worse. Used as a BDSM type of Toy, The male's shaft is coated in hard plastic, & upon getting a boner, the penis will simply fill the trainer.
"Wife just locked me in a Holy Trainer. What do?"
Holy Trainer by AkatsukiSwag May 31, 2015

athletic trainer 

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.
athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.
athletic trainer by atc December 16, 2005

Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.
Personal Trainer by Baudelaire August 21, 2013

dolphin trainer 

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!
Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......