tooth fairy

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

tooth fairy

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.

Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!

by amy, yo August 12, 2007

Tooth Fairy

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.

Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;

by It'sALie August 22, 2010

'Tooth Fairy

Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.

Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.

by J. Cox December 27, 2008

Tooth Fairy

A Gay Dentist

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

by John W Booth April 8, 2010

tooth fairy

while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy

It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.

by jimmy martin December 9, 2003

Tooth Fairy

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.

Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.

by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010