Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.
The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.
by Byegollum January 7, 2019
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A bunch of us went camping last weekend and things got really wild when a bunch of stump hags showed up.
by TroyR6 February 12, 2018
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A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son
Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021
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She is my gorgeous hag
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Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.
Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!

Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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More than a hag. Annoying and lame woman. Most likely someone hag you work with.
by Whitney Catastrophee May 15, 2021
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