Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Dick head Auto-Pilot

When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person

People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot

by LoverofDilfs July 23, 2023

Phillip's Head

The act of using a twisting motion while giving a blowjob.

She was tasting my tool, then she whipped out some phillip's head and I was screwed!

by StaticCatfish July 24, 2023

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

bish head

Another way of saying nob head or dick head but mostly used in a more jokingly manner.

Guy 1- you can’t get hoes

Guy 2- shush you bish head

by ZxxHrx July 26, 2023

a meet head

the girl who goes to NA meetings to find her next boyfriend

the girl is a meet head. she slept with ~ and then he relapsed she now she’s sleeping with ~ bc her sobriety. even though she never did drugs.

by puthysthlayer July 27, 2023

Stinky Head

Very rude insult. Never say to someone you have a good relationship with because it will inevitably ruin it.

Mean Person: You're a Stinky Head.
Insulted Person: I didn't like that very much.

by Heavy butt sack July 28, 2023