The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021

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Butt scars

Permanent, serious and irreversible emotional and/or actual anal pain associated with, but not limited to, jealously, resentment, emotional, monetary or even full on asshole victimization.

Damn dude when I picked up Victor from prison he had his head all low like somebody took his manhood, he got butt scars for sure...

by Thaddaeus G December 20, 2018

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Rank butt syndrome

The rotten smell that seeps from a person's backside, that is so bad that others can smell it from a distance, causing nasal pain, nausea and anger!

Holly crap, someone in here has rank butt syndrome! 😡🤢

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touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

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shoulder butt

Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.

When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.

Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.

by FilthySteve June 2, 2019

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