That can shake a dwarf off a ladder

Something that disrupts a normal event.

John: Damn that car is so loud!
Kane: Yeah, that can shake a dwarf off a ladder

by freakbeanz August 10, 2025

the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018

fendy off the razzi

Verb.

The act of fending off the paparazzi

Adj.

To be so famous that one is constantly fending off the paparazzi

Verb. "After my video went viral, I had to hire a bodyguard to fendy off the razzi."

Adj. "My boy so fresh, he fendy off the razzi!"

by StanleeLovitz February 7, 2019

Greening off

When you jerk off too hard while you are high

What’s up, babe? What are you doing? Oh not much just greening off!!!

by Henry245 May 8, 2025

Tech'd off

The Frustration that arises when popups, predictive text, and other software functions interfere with the users experience

Jessica was so tech'd off that her predictive text kept saying "boobs" instead of "boots."

Danny got tech'd off that his favorite news website was now covered in

Pop ups.

Erick was tech'd off when lag caused him to lose first place in his halo tournament.

by Windchime89 January 19, 2015

Fucking Off

"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.

Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.

by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022

Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.

We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.

by Salamski September 13, 2024