face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.

Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty

by Pinkspi January 18, 2009

Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

-OR-
Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.

Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.

by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014

Macking Face Heavy

To make out with someone extremely hard, so much so that it's like you're eating each other's faces. You can add a comma before heavy just to add extra emphasis, maybe change your tone for it, too.

Yeah man I was walking to class and there was this hallway couple macking face heavy.

by RattHead April 20, 2025

Face Fuck

when one lesbian/bisexual is gentle but rapidly sticking her tongue inside her beautiful partner vagina

“Yesterday night I face fucked my girlfriend in our bed”

by lovergirl696 November 23, 2020

Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough

Kelly you're an asshole face bitch

by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019

Gray-facing

The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.

Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again

by Sivart Nnamediew April 4, 2023