kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

dog

mans beast freind

ay marlone its a dog

by Natertater1633 November 16, 2020

cool dude dog

someone who is super cool but also smells like a dog.

that guy over there would be super awesome if he wasn't such a cool dude dog

by 509-919-7630 November 16, 2020

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020

dog

a little furry man.

Samantha: what is that?!
Tim: its a dog
Samantha: what the fuck is a dog

by supe™ November 16, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020