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Chronic Bitch Disorder

A contageous disease cause by being a bitch all the time! When someone is a bitch out of nowhere.
Symptoms: being a bitch Everytime All the time.
Sarah: don't talk to alex! His being a bitch lately!!
Haley: I know! He has Chronic Bitch Disorder.
by Yagirlsb October 29, 2014
mugGet the Chronic Bitch Disordermug.

human resources bitch

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.
(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"
by TenHands March 2, 2011
mugGet the human resources bitchmug.

grades before bitches

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
by KDandJT July 23, 2009
mugGet the grades before bitchesmug.

Lil Bitch Boy

An adult male who either willingly or unwillingly allows their female partner to control their every move and decide what they are allowed or not allowed to do on a daily basis.
“Hey, Josh, you down to go play ball sometime this week after work?”

“Nah, I have to organize the wife’s shoe closet that day.”

*Eric calls Brian*

“Yo, Brian, Josh is such a fuckin lil bitch boy, guy! You down to hit up Neil and pound back some parking lot beers??”

“Hell yeah, I’ll call my wife now and tell her I’m going to chill with the boys!”

(something a bitch boy would never have the balls to do)
by WeWillRockYou33 October 3, 2020
mugGet the Lil Bitch Boymug.

suck my bitch

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier
oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!
by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018
mugGet the suck my bitchmug.

you fat bitch

a term used when you want to call someone a fat bitch
by the giggle king lord of laughs September 21, 2021
mugGet the you fat bitchmug.

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