pulling a haley

sleeping with the neighbor

Girl 1: "The new guy next door is cute"
Girl 2: "Don't go pulling a haley!"

by crickets07 December 13, 2012

pulling a drysdale

When a person, male or female, intends to come an event, and in doing so builds the anticipation of the other people attending the event (i.e. a date or dinner with certain suave people), only to crush everyone’s spirits and withdraw their attendance based on a very poor, unimaginative excuse. See also the pineapple pull out.

Thomas was going to go on a date with Lucy. He was very excited as this was to be the night of all nights, and he had romantically prepared the venue with rose petals and some expensive Moet, along with the smooth tones of a young Barry White in order to set the mood. All of a sudden Thomas received a 'Coward's Telegraph' SMS and to his utter disappointment he was heartbroken to realise that Lucy would be 'pulling a drysdale' and had forgotten that she was sick and couldn't make it..... For the 2nd or 3rd week in a row! Thomas was heartbroken and is still searching for his Lucy...pineapple pullout

by fridge June 28, 2012

Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.

Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.

by BabyNegro July 9, 2012

Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 22, 2012

Pulling a Samm

When a gay man, constantly dates women in order to keep his sexuality a secret, and evenutally becomes the women's bestfriend.

"He's totally pulling a Samm, dating all thoes women, we all know he's gay!"

by Nerdettexx July 25, 2012

Pulled an Apple

Suing someone, because you claim you invented it or it resembles an idea or concept you had. Meanwhile it's been around long before you came up with the idea. This can even be the simplest of ideas.

Shaun: You hear about Steve?

John: No, what happened?

Shaun: He claims that Bill stole his idea of folding his shirts into squares. He's threatening to sue.

John: Sounds like Steve pulled an apple.

by burnie10 August 31, 2012