A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weldmug. by PPooPOOBUTTHOLE November 23, 2021
Get the Buttmug. When you have so much money, it’s coming out of your butt. You spend butt money quick because, well, it came out of your butt so you want to get rid of it ASAP.
by Mmmm Peanuts November 4, 2022
Get the Butt Moneymug. by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
Get the back alley butt sexmug. A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.
John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
Get the butt polemug. by Markynark May 11, 2019
Get the butt fuck ammug. by fat chunky obese man March 21, 2024
Get the Poopy Butt Facemug.