butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Dry Butt Hole

A dry, hairy, crusty butthole

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole

by Some rando out there January 8, 2022

butt typing

A term similar to "butt dialing" that refers to the phenomenon where a virtual keyboard on a touch smartphone is accidentally touched, hence rendering a random strings of letters (and characters).

I just pulled my phone out of my pocket and found a text full of gibberish—classic case of butt typing!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Rubble Butt

An unsavory looking bubble butt riddled with cellulite and having the appearance of bag of rubbles/rocks..

Ratchet....Don't act like you're all that wearing spandex with that ras ragged rubble butt

by Kingstonjade April 19, 2014

Nuts and butts

When things get outta control, and the individual creating the madness has nuts and likes butts. This phrase is used to express ones owning of nuts while they also exude a strong want or desire for butts. The phrase can be used by many as long as they possess nuts.

That party was Nuts and Butts!!

by Space bear July 18, 2018

butt graveyard

It is a graveyard of cigarette butts

I drop the cigarette into the dirt to die in the butt graveyard at my feet

by HardaV December 17, 2016

Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom

bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!

by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023