sausage dog

An over-eager bottom.

Troy is such a sausage dog.

by Eibhilin April 17, 2021

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Dog

A domesticated wolf, not to be confused with Wolfdogs

Don't you realize that wolves can bark too just like dogs?

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

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Taylor: “Hey want to go get lunch at the Costco food court?”

Spencer: “ hell yeah bro I want to get that dog in me!”

Spencer: *eats two hot dogs and a chicken bake”

Taylor: “woah bro you really got that dog in you”

Spencer: “ yeah boy I GOT THAT DOG IN ME”

*fist bumps*

by bumpus1 December 9, 2023

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Cajun Chili Dog

A Cajun chili dog is when you shove a hotdog up a girl's ass and then eat it as it's coming out

Scott: "Yea, I love me a Cajun Chili Dog any day of the week!"

by The_Stinkstar_Prophet August 29, 2025

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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024

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