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Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".
She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.
by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018
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I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
by TDH12345 May 9, 2024
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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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Dough baby

A crybaby. It comes from back then the rich would have glass marbles and the poor would heat up dough and then paint it to look like marbles and that only way to figure out if they had a real one or not was if a glass marble would hit it hard because it would break. So a dough baby is someone who is fragile.
She is a dough baby.
by Okaysohowaresyou November 16, 2020
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Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.
“Aww look at that blue blob!”
I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”
by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022
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babies

Did you flush your babies down the shower like I did?
I consider my video games my babies.
by Young Jazzy Yo October 30, 2023
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